Three Ways To Prune Your Trees

Three ways to prune your trees:

1. Do it yourself.

2. Hire someone to do it.

3. Do it Texas Style.
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Hurricane Ike did it through his magic touch-
Like fingernails cut too short and such.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Texas Slogans

Three Texas slogans:

1. Don't mess with Texas.

2. I got to Texas as fast as I could.

3. Texans can hold onto their hats in any weather.
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And hold onto them they will-
Even as Hurricane IKE tests them in the mode of overkill.

Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three New Things Going On In Porter, Texas

Three new things going on in Porter, Texas:

1. The original community building is being renovated by the East Montgomery County Historical Society.

2. Kentucky Fried Chicken is on its way.

3. One of our own is making a sensation in Japan.
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Maxine Ortner who attends Porter Elementary is making a sensation and filling a void-
With 200,000 hits on NicoNicoDouga, (Japan's version of YouTube) as she karaokes as Miku, a Japanese vocaloid.

Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Suggestions For The New Porter High School Mascot

Three suggestions for the new Porter High School mascot:

1. Pirates.

2. Lions.

3. Tigers.
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The title Lumberjacks, or "Loggers", has a great feel-
As East Montgomery County once bustled tothe sound of the sawmill.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Directions For IKE To Go

Three directions for IKE to go:

1. Up there.

2. Over there.

3. Down there.
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Looks like Texas will be the one-
No matter what the direction..
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Ways To Remember How It Used To Be

Three ways to remember how it used to be:

1. Daydream.

2. Try to go back.

3. Preserve the past.
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And that is what The East Montgomery County Historical
Society was formed to do-
Holding on to the past, by preserving it, while at the same
time embracing the new.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Ways To Really Prepare For A Hurricane

Three ways to really prepare for a hurricane:

1. Buy candles and bottled water.

2. Pick up a hurricane map.

3. Move away from the Gulf Coast.
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Where the hurricane eventually goes-
Until it hits, nobody really knows.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times